ARE you FASHION !?!?!!?!?

I was talking to some demode fashion person today, and when they dared to criticize the new Chanel bags I said:
"Are you fashion?? Are you enough of a whore to buy this bag?
ARE YOU?"And she looked at me a little weirdly. Hmm.
"YOU KNOW, HAVING WHAT IT TAKES TO PULL OFF A BAG THAT CHEAP TAKES SKILL. DO YOU HAVE THAT SKILL?"And she started to back away."ARE YOU GETTING WET OVER THE THOUGHT OF BUYING THIS CHANEL BAG?"Then she started to dial on her Dior cell phone."ARE YOU A FASHION WHORE?"And then she put the Dior cell phone up to her ear. "Do you try hard enough? Do you fawn over me enough? Have you left 10 million comments on my posts? Have you!? Do you love me? Do you want to be me? Do you read all those hip little magazines that I eat and lick their contents and buy everything that's in them? Do you take fashion seriously? You know, fashion is serious business. Really serious. Do you weigh under 50 kgs? Good lord, you're not 51 kgs are you??!" She had her mouth open at this point. Needs dental work. "Do you, or do you not; take this here Chanel bag that's actually a joke to be your boyfriend?" She started trying to say something here."Will you sleep with this Chanel bag, will you dress for this Chanel bag? Are you fashion enough?" She was kind of shaking violently."Why, where are you Rayban Wayfarers (TM)? You want to be a good hipster, don't you?" She started to fumble in her purse whilst still shaking."Are those FAKE RAYBANS I see? Do you think that's very fashion there?" She got down on her knees."I don't think YOU are very FASHION, hmmmm?" "Please Tirza, have mercy." "Why couldn't you behave like a good little tool, hmmm?""I-I-I...""There is no "I" in fashionista apart from the two that are there! Prepare for punishment, you fake you!"

only 24 carat ?

the best hot mess express

ze is misschien 24 uur per dag en 7 dagen per week drunk and high, but her pictures are killing courtney love

fingerlicking

KL

Love is very demode, and weddings are quit out of date. anyway, how can one be fashionably late to a wedding of their own date? i once had a lover myself, until he hid under some drainpipe cover and scampered off wilt some little lover. this was quite a bore. to be quite honest, i'm simply sick of giving advice to all those couples who end up having fights. over who owns what and what owns who. isnt it simply better not to love at all ? consider the financial implactions of such: no lover, no money spend. perhaps buy an artwork instead; or a coat of delicious animal fur. also, there's no dinners or dates. and besides, there is always the option to telephone a prostitute.

freja and whatshername

look at the the texture van freja's jasje. en de nagellak mocht je ook niet zijn ontgaan. als ik die in mn handen krijg ...

leopard

i used to hate it, vond het mad tacky.but now.. i kinda like it. wil wel zo'n ordinaire jas voor de winter

infatuation

ik moet je altijd aanraken en wanneer je niet in mn buurt bent of wanneer ik het gevoel heb dat ik je even kwijt ben dan weet ik t ff niet meer. she loves me. and i love her too. maybe its a he. idk -blackberry-

one of my teachers and his great shirt

if its already been done, undo it

re-release

Sam Edelman Balenciaga knockoff boots. snap niet waarom ze zijn niet gereleased in the first place maar het zijt zo.

I LOVE LOVE

lets have a nonversation

casual

24/09

links rechts
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SEE BY CHLOE
HANNAH MARTIN
HERMÉS (goat skin)
WHISTLES

ARGH again

zag ze weer. nu bij de zara. idk i want, maar niet van de zara. teveel eisen?

scheelt wel weer op het budget. 109,00 ipv 300 ofzo

na idk idk/ FUCK

Roulette clothing

Luke 1977

Junk de luxe - Malcom Cardigan
Villain - Gabriel Cardigan

Miki Fukai

the inflatable jeans

Miki Fukai is geboren en opgegroeit in Japan. ze heeft gewerkt als styliste en heeft is werkzaam geweest met kleren desingen voor vrouwen. dat heeft ze gedaan in Tokyo én London. ze is nu based in London.

"from Spring / Summer 06, she has introduced a limited edition called 'Black Label', featuring specially produced vintage fabrics, displaying her knowledge of intricate hand craft."

CORNELIE TOLLENS PHOTOGRAPHY

hypothetically offcourse

Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.

motelrocksdotcom

guess im kinda boring. i just love basic colours, niet teveel fratsen. kthnx

BLUE BLOOD. AVELON BY ERIK FRENKEN SS2010

ik ga gewoon héel eerlijk zijn. blue blood was in mijn ogen overrated. zelfde verhaal als met gucci, d&g etc: je ziet de potentie niet op straat. iedereen draagt hetzelfde, de eeuwige cliché gucci riemen/tasjes, de cliché louis vuitton tassen, de cliché d&g schoenen, de cliché dsquared schoenen/tassen/bontjassen etc.we've seen it all, aint nothing new. er zijn veel mensen die het merk dragen om het dragen, maar zodra je naar shows kijkt van die merken, krijg je totaal een ander beeld.. een heel ander beeld dan dat je krijgt als je het ziet bij de typische mensen op straat. en ik vind het zonde dood en dood zonde. maar nu een hele andere kant van blue blood. een kant die veel van jullie oppervlakkigerds niet !

and i actually like this collection. very much. geinspireert door 3 Anderson’s classics - Leonie Avelon Collection, Jasper Avelon Collection.
a lil some' some' about Erik Frenken: Studies: Koninklijke Academie van Beeldende Kunsten in Den Haag (in 2002 afgestudeerd), daarna Central Saint Martins College of Art en Design in Londen.Prijzen: oa. Elle Style Award voor beste jonge designer, de Engelse Lancôme Innovation Award en de Italiaanse Its-One in de categorie vrouwenmode. Werkervaring: hoofdontwerper van de vrouwenlijn van Viktor & Rolf (2004-2008), daarvoor bij verschillende labels waaronder Alberta Ferretti. Ontwerper bij Blue Blood sinds 2008.

(niet dezelfde collectie maar hij moest er gewoon bij) The Steve Fat Slim

strietpieper

NYC

LINKS:
jurk: Black and White BERNHARD WILLHELM
tas: Grey Snakeskin Bag
schoenen: Black CHLOE Sandals

RECHTS:
top: Blue ALEXANDER WANG Shirt
broek: Black BLINK Jeans
schoenen: Black KELSI DAGGER Sandals
armbanden: GILES & BROTHER Bracelets


SYDNEY
LINKS:
jasje: Cropped Black Faux-Fur
shorts: VINTAGE Cut Off Denim Shorts
legging: Black Legging geinspireert door rodarte
shoes: Brown Booties with White Lace'y Sockscardigan

RECHTS:
cardigan: Giant Blue and Black KSUBI Cardigan
jeans: ROMANCE WAS BORN Jeans
tank top: Black AMERICAN APPAREL
schoenen: American Flag Smiley Face BERNHARD WILLHELM High Tops
tas: Black DEADLY PONIES Bag

ERGENS
RECHTS:

t-shirt: Grey Oversized T-Shirt Dress
kniebeschermers:Black Studded BOOS & BESITO Kneepads
schoenen: Black Peeptoe Platforms
oorbellen: Long Black & White Earring

LINKS:
broek: Green ANZEVINO & FLORENCE Pants
tank top: Black and Grey Striped ANZEVINO & FLORENCE Tank Top
shawl: Blue ANZEVINO & FLORENCE
schoenen: Black VINTAGE Boots

Ash Stymest for Huge Magazine

AMAZING

photographed by Satoshi Sakurai